SSN PRESENTER #1: Good news! Most of you watching this channel won't be able to for much longer!
SSN PRESENTER #2: That's great news! Isn't that great news?
SSN PRESENTER #1: Indeed! And....we have some BREAKING NEWS!
SSN PRESENTER #2: SSN sources have exclusively revealed that SSN going High-Def!
SSN PRESENTER #1: And most of you won't be able to watch that either!
SSN PRESENTER #2: Aren't we great?
SSN PRESENTER #1: We rock!
SSN PRESENTER #2: At Sky, we believe in better!
SSN PRESENTER #1: Better ways to restrict our content; hold back HD versions of our channels whenever possible from other platforms; and making you pay for stuff which was previously free on terrestrial TV.
SSN PRESENTER #2: And if you're already paying for it....
SSN PRESENTER #1: ...well find some way of making you pay more. Eventually!
SSN PRESENTER #2: Sky. Believing in better...
SSN PRESENTER #1: ...profits and less competition.
