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bw41101 · 12-07-2010, 14:40

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked. "Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?"

Cowboy: "Well, I can think of one thing - on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman, so I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled - Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed and replied "That indeed is of merit - When did this happen?'

Cowboy:....... "Couple of minutes ago."

12-07-2010, 14:40	#1442
bw41101 cf.geek Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Blackpool Services: Broadband XL TV XL Phone - A device with buttons that makes a funny noise when it rings! Posts: 929	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked. "Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?" Cowboy: "Well, I can think of one thing - on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman, so I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled - Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed and replied "That indeed is of merit - When did this happen?' Cowboy:....... "Couple of minutes ago."