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budwieser · 09-07-2010, 19:37

Nicked from another forum, all credit to the o/p.

A woman sitting in the pub ate a peanut, then began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent she was in real distress. two locals - Bluey and Bazza were sitting at the next table. Bluey leant over and asked "can ya swallow, love?" The distressed woman violently shook her head. "Can ya breathe?" The woman again shook her head and started to turn blue in the face. with that, bluey stood, walked behind her and lifted the back of her dress.

He yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up an down the crack of her ass. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his schooner of beer. Bazza grinned, "I'd heard of the Hind Lick Manoeuvre, mate, but thats the first time i ever seen somebody do it."

09-07-2010, 19:37	#1441
budwieser cf.mega poster Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cambridgeshire Age: 63 Posts: 4,232	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Nicked from another forum, all credit to the o/p. A woman sitting in the pub ate a peanut, then began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent she was in real distress. two locals - Bluey and Bazza were sitting at the next table. Bluey leant over and asked "can ya swallow, love?" The distressed woman violently shook her head. "Can ya breathe?" The woman again shook her head and started to turn blue in the face. with that, bluey stood, walked behind her and lifted the back of her dress. He yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up an down the crack of her ass. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his schooner of beer. Bazza grinned, "I'd heard of the Hind Lick Manoeuvre, mate, but thats the first time i ever seen somebody do it."