An eminent Japanese Professor has discovered after extensive research that there are two size ranges of penis (class one - above two inches and class two - 2 inches or smaller when erect) amongst UK men.
In order to maximise on the statistical analysis, the professor had appealed for help to continue his research.
In view of this, he asked (several weeks ago) whether all men in the UK who fall into the class two category make themselves known over a six week period by flying a white flag with a red cross from their vehicles and (if possible) displaying the same flags at their homes and work locations?
The result of this analysis (so far) indicates that class two is (in fact) the norm and not class one as originally thought - the analysis continues!
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