Not strictly speaking iphone news this, but it seems that Steve Jobs's "And Another thing" section at the World Wide Developers conference on the 7th June might actually be......
Steve Balmer!
Yep, it's rumoured that the Microsoft CEO might just be there to announce that Visual Studio 2010 will compile native OSX and iPhone apps..
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/27/ballmer_wwdc/