09-05-2010, 21:12
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Mum 30/09/20 Dad 08/08/24
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
The Queen, (to the Footman)
This telephone is broken; tell my Press Secretary he must improve the breakdown in communications.
Footman, (to No.2)
Tell him she’s angry the phone is on the blink.
No.2 (to No.3)
Tell him she’s angry with B.T.
No.3 (to No.4)
She’s wild about Warren Beatty.
No.4 (to No.5)
Yes, a love child with Warren.
No.5 (to Press Secretary)
Her Majesty’s had a child with Warren Mitchell.
Press Secretary (to No.5)
Tell her I’ll handle it myself.
No.5 (to No.4)
He’s going to hold the baby.
No.4 (to No.3)
He’s been left holding the baby.
No.3 (to No.2)
She’s abandoned it.
No.2 (to Footman)
He’s let her off the hook.
Footman (to the Queen)
You’ve left it off the hook Ma’am.
The Queen reading the headlines the next day, it reads,
“Queen abandons Warren Mitchell’s love child.”
And she said, “Good God! Where do they get this load of old rubbish?”
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