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Originally Posted by LondonRoad
a. Lose to the USA (Ladhills will raise the price of Engerland winning the World cup to 8/1) The redtops will question the wisdom of having a foreign manager who doesn't really understand the Engerlish way
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..whilst The Daily Star will find a blonde woman wearing an England bikini "to cheer up the nation's spirits".
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Originally Posted by LondonRoad
b. scrape through qualification. This will be hailed by the red tops as the bulldog spirit showing through despite having a foreign manager (Ladhills will make Engerland joint favourites again)
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..and still debating why Lampard and Gerrard play like they've never heard of each other.
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b. have a player sent off by a contentious decision, usually involving a cheating foreigner who plys his trade in the EPL
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And thereby making that team join the ranks of England's mortal enemies forever (such as Argentina, Germany, Portugal).
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c. Lose to Germany/Argentina on Penalties
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...In the quarter finals
