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Originally Posted by LondonRoad
Just back from a few days in Blackpool and whilst hurtling down the Pepsi Max some questions surfaced to the forefront of my brain.
I've still not got my card in Uddingston. Does this mean I'll be able to use my dodgey box forever. 
Can I tune my V+ box into get sky1 HD 
Can I not get ITV HD because Scotland didnae qualify for the World Cup? How come Wales are getting it? 
If the pron channels aren't doing it for me; is this because nagra has worked or viagra has failed?
Will I get a better deal off VM if I threaten to change my energy supplier?  What about if I threatened to change my boxers? 
I didn't have time to write the rest of the questions down - I lost my pen halfway down. |
As regards not receiving your new card yet a bloke down the pub told me that if you hold a Mastercard under a sun-tan lamp for 44 seconds then put it in your V+ not only will you get all VM's channels for free but you'll also gain access to Bill Gates bank account.
PS don't spread this info about, I was told this gem in the strictest confidence.
