Just back from a few days in Blackpool and whilst hurtling down the Pepsi Max some questions surfaced to the forefront of my brain.
I've still not got my card in Uddingston. Does this mean I'll be able to use my dodgey box forever.
Can I tune my V+ box into get sky1 HD
Can I not get ITV HD because Scotland didnae qualify for the World Cup?
How come Wales are getting it?
If the pron channels aren't doing it for me; is this because nagra has worked or viagra has failed?
Will I get a better deal off VM if I threaten to change my energy supplier?
What about if I threatened to change my boxers?
I didn't have time to write the rest of the questions down - I lost my pen halfway down.