The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinnochio
Libero
Vimto ++++ Memento ++++ Borneo ++++ Tango
Cheerio ++++ Subbuteo
Scenario ++++ Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Itch
Annoyingitch ++++ Hardtoreachitch ++++ Scratchanitch
Hic ++++ Sic ++++ Spic ++++ Pric
Digaditch ++++ Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Rideabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov ++++ Chesticov ++++ Nasticov
Slalomsky ++++ Downhillsky
Riski ++++ Swedishshev ++++ Mastershev
Vuckov ++++ UVuckov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Nakkerov
Taykitov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou ++++ Blessiou ++++ Thankyiou
Busqueue ++++ Snookercu
Pennyciou ++++ Twoapennyciou ++++ Fourapennyciou
Eyellgetciou ++++ Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen ++++ Crapdefenssen ++++ Haveagossen
Firstsson ++++ Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen ++++ Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen ++++ Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Baloni
Potbelli ++++ Beerbelli ++++ Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli ++++ Yrarseissmelli ++++ Onetoomani
Legslikejelli ++++ Havabenni
Wobblijelli ++++ Spendapenni
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
San Francisco
Costa Brava ++++ Bluddiopelez ++++ Juan kher
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina ++++ Skrewdigalz ++++ Luis Canon ++++ Sombrero
Chihuahua ++++ Jose
SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland ++++ Van der Valk ++++ Van Gard ++++ Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus ++++ Hertz van Rental ++++ Transit van Dors
Van Coova ++++ Van Sprokendown ++++ Aye van Hoe
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Schitz
Fuchen ++++ knutz ++++ Gassenfharter ++++ Aschlicher
Schitzenfester ++++ Blauenfharter ++++ Schmalfharter ++++ Bichhfharter
Pitsse ++++ Wasserpitsse
Schnitzlepooper
SUBS:
Schnell
Badgutz
Unterfharter
Schtinken
Geldwasser
Brattwurst
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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