Three friends married a woman from different parts of the UK.
The first married a London Girl.He told her to do the dishes and the house cleaning.On the first day he didn't see much difference.On the second day he saw much improvment.On the third day he came home to see his house clean and the dishes washed and put away.
The Second man married a Birmingham girl.He told her to do all the dishes,keep the house clean and do the cooking.On the first day he didn't see any improvment,on the second day he saw things where better,on the third day he came home from work and saw his house was clean,the dishes where washed and clean and there was a huge dinner on the table for him.
The third man married a Liverpool girl.He told her she had to keep the house clean,,clean the dishes,and do the laundry,and have a hot meal ready for him when he came home from work every night.On the first day he couldn't see anything,on the second day he still couldn't see anything.On the third day the swelling had gone down on his left eye,his arm was healed enough so he could make himself a sandwich and wash his plate but he still had difficulty peeing.
