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Originally Posted by Hom3r

I saw a bit on a program where they tested office equipment, several keyboards where found to contain trace amounts of fecal matter.

That is because some filthy **** that we all work with think that the is no need to wash their hands when they have been for a number 2 and think a paper towel does the trick.

Many do the same when having a wee and then wonder why their crisps taste like salt and vinegar.