Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
Confucius say:
Man who runs in front of truck gets tired.
Man who walks behind car gets exhausted.
Man standing on top of toilet is high on pot.
Man who lay head on railroad track to listen for train likely to get spelling headache.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Man who sneezes without tissue must take matters into own hands.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
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