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Old 15-12-2009, 22:51   #1370
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramrod View Post
Borders



Let me see if I understand all this...



· If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years

hard labour.

· If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained

indefinitely.

· If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

· If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be

jailed.

· If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be

heard from again.





If you cross the UK borders illegally, you get:
A job
A drivers license
A social security card
Welfare
Food stamps
Credit cards
Subsidised rent or a loan to buy a house
Free education
Free health care
And in many instances you can vote



Does that make sense to you??????
Not really a joke more a statement so probably in the wrong thread.
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