Not that I've got owt against woody - you understand, but:
Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Q. Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
A. He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.
Q. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
A. They went clubbing!
Q. What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A. A bitching wedge.
Q. What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
A. They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash - they are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger”.
Tiger has just changed his nickname, but still kept it in the cat family-his new name? - Cheetah!
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