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bw41101 · 24-11-2009, 15:11

British Humour.....!! (politically very incorrect....)

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque... They've told the public there's no need to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care.... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'.

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Council Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?

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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.

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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed - how could anyone stoop so low?

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

Well you gotta larf - aint it!

24-11-2009, 15:11	#1363
bw41101 cf.geek Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Blackpool Services: Broadband XL TV XL Phone - A device with buttons that makes a funny noise when it rings! Posts: 929	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread British Humour.....!! (politically very incorrect....) Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque... They've told the public there's no need to panic as they've managed to push it inside. ================================================ Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care.... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma. ======= ========================================= During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'. ================================================ Council Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now. ================================================ I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends? ================================================ I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. ================================================ I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed - how could anyone stoop so low? ================================================ I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" Well you gotta larf - aint it!