I was in my local Tesco's this morning when I had the feeling I was being followed,sure enough I turned round and a old lady was watching everthing I was putting in my trolley and stiring at me.She came over and said,please forgive me,Sir, but you have a uncanny likeness for my son,you could be his twin.She got out her handbag and drew out a photograph and showed it me.Well the man in the photograph looked nothing like me,in fact he was Chinese.She then started to tell me hoe he left home 10 years ago and he never wrote or phoned.She said now I know this might be a bit awkward for you but I really miss him calling me Mom,do you think after I leave the checkout you could shout after me,Bye Mom,it would mean so much.I said well.....erm...I dont know it's kinda awkward I feel funny.She said please it would mean so much to hear those two words again.I said well...erm...well... OK then.She thanked me and went to the checkout,I got my few things and went to the same checkout she had just packed her trolley and was about to go,she waved,smiled,and shouted BYE SON. I replied Oh BYE MOM.She then went on her way.The lady at the checkout had scaned my stuff and said that will be £150 please Sir.I said What the must be some mistake I only have these sanwiches and can of coke and chocolate bay.The girl replied no it's right your mother told me you would pay for her shopping as well.I said but...but thats not my mum I'd never seen her before today.The girl said but I heard her shout Bye Son and you replied Bye Mom.Now are you going to pay or do I have too call security.What choice did I have.I paid and raced out of the store in hope of catching her.I was just in time to see her closing the boot.I caught up with her as she was climbing in to the drivers seat.I grabbed her by the leg and started pulling and pulling her leg....................................Just as I am pulling yours now
