Just a tad sexist, but
My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.
I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
Tiffanny
PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short
I sent a pickture of me.
Employer's response:...
Dear Tiffany,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday