An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years, to which he had a large pond at the rear. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond (as he hadn't been there for a while) and look it over. Before he went, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee and as he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He coughed loudly to make the women aware of his presence and they all rushed to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Then what are you doing here you dirty old man - one of the ladies shouted.
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
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