[Sox]

Rod asked Todd how he got his black eye.
'You'd never believe it,' said Todd, ' but I got it in church.'
He said he had been sitting behind a fat lady and when they stood for a hymn, he noticed her dress was creased into the cheeks of her bottom.
'All I did was lean forward and pull it out and she turned round and hit me.' said Paddy.
A week later Rod was surprised to see Todd had another black eye.
'I got this one in church,too,' said Todd
He said he found himself behind the same fat woman and when they stood for a hymn her dress was once again creased into the cheeks of her bottom.
'My little nephew reached forward and pulled it out.But I knew she didn't like that,so I leaned over and tucked it back in.'