Re: Football : Season 2009/2010
I quite liked this take:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200908262009/
Quote:
SENIOR police officers have been told to explain why they prevented rival gangs of West Ham and Millwall fans from beating from each other to death last night.
As violence flared at Upton Park, zoologists said riot police had no right to interfere with the natural process of evolution.
Experts have called for new guidelines that will allow football supporters to bang each other's skulls with baseball bats until the last retard standing finally clubs himself into oblivion.
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