A young woman took her dad (84) to the mall to to buy some new shoes.
As they were feeling hungry, they decided to grab a bite at the cafeteria.
She noticed her dad was watching a teenager sitting near to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, purple, yellow and blue.
Her dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would glance over and notice him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing her Dad, the daughter quickly swallowed her food so that she would not choke on her dad's response.
And in classic style he did not disappoint her with his response:
'Sure did, got stoned once on LSD and scr***d a dude's peacock at a posh gig - I was just wondering if you might by my son.'
Si thee
