Hey, I like his ideas - I am ex-services, and an IT Director; I am going to be rolling in it if I get made unemployed when Arthur is PM....

Free holidays and entertainment, and loadsamoney for not working.
Vote for Arthur - you know it makes sense!
btw, Arthur, you said the "government" is going to pay for this -how? Binning all the MPs will give each nurse £157 per year pay rise - how are you going to pay for all the freebies, and my exorbitant, but very reasonable in your opinion, unemployment benefit?