I knew this would be an interesting topic. (Gets more popcorn and sits back.)
If I was Prime Minister I would:
1) Re-assess the benefits and jobseekers system. Too much money is being handed out and some people are abusing the system big time. Money should be spent on opening new job oppportunities whereby if you don't find work, you get put into work or else you don't get any money - And thats tough luck if you don't want to work.
At the same time we need to put a stop to the ever-increasing university fees.
People deserve a free education and costs are now very expensive and the way the system works means that some people who are poor currently get to go in free whilst people who are slightly better off get dried out of all their savings as prices are too high.
Who wants our children to grow up in a world of debt?
2) The Policing in our country needs a complete shake up.
Too much time and money is wasted in tackling small crime.
In some cases someone who murders someone will do less time than someone who has done far less evil things.
Sentences need to be kept and not shortened down.
Too many rapists are let out and go and re-offend as soon as they are out.
Money needs to be spent on building bigger prisons or ideally buying an island and shipping all murders, rapists and child molesters there. Put some mines all around the island and they'l never escape. A safer world for all.
Most money for 1 & 2 above would come from stripping the hundreds of MP's of their freebies and second homes. It's a job like any other job and they don't deserve all these extras at our expense.
3) Health care should be available to all people who pay taxes. Not to anyone who flies in or comes to England on the back of a lorry to get free glasses.
Anyone who comes to the UK should be monitored for 6 months to make sure they are giving something back to the country or else ship them back.
Oh.... and free 100mb broadband for all.