An elderly American gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his hand luggage bag.
Tutting impatiently, the customs officer asked, sarcastically. "You have been to France before, monsieur?"
"Just the once" replied the old man.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready monsieur." replies the officer
With this, the elderly gentleman replies, "Well the last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible" snaps the customs officer - going all red in the face. "Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France, I don't believe it - when was this?"
The old man gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly replied.
"Omaha beach - D Day 1944, only back then I couldn't find a f***ing French customs officer to show it to."
Buellerks!
Si thee
