A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get them to turn turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman, "My goodness look at your tomatoes, Tell me what do you do to get them so red?" The gentleman responded, "that's easy, well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato patch naked under my trench coat, I then open it and and give them a flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was impressed - though a bit sceptical. So she thanked the gentleman, said goodbye and went on her way. Later that day she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed in front of her garden hoping for the best.
One day the same gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "Oh hello, you're the lady who enquired about the colour of my tomatoes. I'm intrigued, how did you make out, did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replied, unfortunately not - mind you though my cucumbers have tripled in size."
