Donald Duck and Daisy Duck had gone out for the evening and had a fantastic time - so much so that they decided to spend the night together in a hotel room. As this was Donald's first chance to have his wicked way with Daisy he was eager to get going.
Daisy asks: "Do you have a condom"?
Donald replies: 'No"
Daisy replies: "then you go and get some"
Donald replies: "it doesn't matter we've known each other for ages"
Daisy replies: I don't care no condom - no nookie
Donald replies: "where am I going to get a condom at this time of the night?"
Daisy replies: "maybe they sell them at the front desk"
So Donald rushes down to the lobby and asks the hotel clerk if they have condoms.
"We sure do,' replies the clerk as he pulls a packet out from under the counter and hands it to Donald.
"Oh boy" remarks Donald, as the clerk grins and replies "Would you like me to put that on your bill?
Donald quacks in horror and replies "NO OF COURSE NOT - what do you take me for - a f*****g pervert!
Sigh........................................!
Si thee
