As an old 'bird' but not one that requires additional stuffing..... and wanting to help....... and having seen, been subjected to various 'chat up' lines/lies.... i've now come to the conclusion that i will accept nothing less then this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM7QeoCP1Y&NR=1
No more......... no less.......
And yes....... i AM prepared to go 'without' for the rest of my life in anticipation, but then 'impossible is nothing'
As Russ said.......... moving on.......