Thread: Pandemic (Swine) Flu
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Old 01-05-2009, 15:28   #495
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Re: Pandemic (Swine) Flu
A man rang up NHS direct yesterday but initially, couldn’t get through. All he got was crackling.

Eventually he did manage to get through and told them he was coming out in “rashers”.

Their advice was simple. “Just rub some oinkment on the affected area and stay off work for a weeeeeeeek”….

You may laugh. You may say it snout to do with me…..However there are many people out there that think this is the beginning of the end. Yes, that’s right. The “aporkalypse”!
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