Paddy was working at the steel processing plant in Ballyhoolie when he accidentally cut off all the fingers from both of his hands. As luck would have it the hospital was only about half a mile down the road, so he ran all the way and burst into the emergency room - shouting:
"bejaisus io'v cut all of me fingers off somebody help me please".
With this, The doctor rushed in, quickly looked at Paddy and said,
'dont you be wooryin, io'l soon have ya as roit as rain, lets be avin' da fingers den and oi'l be sowing dem back on - oi will!
Paddy: 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
Doctor: 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Paddy: 'Oi said oi haven't got da fingers.'
Doctor: Ya eedjut - Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
Paddy: An just how da fek was I 'spose to pick dem up wi just me tumbs!!!
Sigh.............................!
Si thee
