[lauzjp]

- To be treated for swine flu, apparently you need some oinkment.
- Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
- Have you heard about the man who phoned the doctor because he thought he had swine flu? All he got was crackling.
- It worked. Obama dumped swine flu into Mexican waterway on last trip. The entire border is now manned, secure & closed.
- it appears swine flu has replaced the fears about bird flu. I guess bird flu just never took off...
- swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.
- A man walks into the doctors' and tells the doctor, "I think I've got swine flu." The doctor asks him, "How long have you felt like this?"
To which the man replies, "About a weeeeeeeek!"