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Anonymouse · 12-04-2009, 15:03

No, the title isn't a typo. I saw this in Sainsbury's and it made me laugh so much I bought a bar.

For control of those unexpected urges.

DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.

WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition.

IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE.
GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.

FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY.

More of the same here.

12-04-2009, 15:03	#1
Anonymouse RIP Tigger - 13 years?! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bolton Age: 60 Services: BT Superfast Broadband Posts: 1,858	Girth Control Chocolate No, the title isn't a typo. I saw this in Sainsbury's and it made me laugh so much I bought a bar. For control of those unexpected urges. DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts. WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition. IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE. GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING. FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY. More of the same here. __________________ "People tend to confuse the words 'new' and 'improved'." - Agent Phil Coulson, S.H.I.E.L.D. WINDOWS 11/UK 'GOVERNMENT', ANYONE?!