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Originally Posted by alferret
This has been a good read, an interesting thread. Some witty comments and good sound advice offered.
I would like to offer a little bit of advice that may be of some comfort Halcyon.
If all else fails and she spurns your advances, reach for the oil, shut your eyes and "wave" bye bye to her. At least she'll have put a smile on your face for a brief moment and onwards to the next beauty    |
Where does the oil come into this then ?