[Caspar]

Is there any reason why you don't have her mobile? after months of 'flirting' and everyone knows you want to bang her, I would have thought she'd have given it to you.

Maybe there's a reason she hasn't given it you.

I wish you luck mate, but work relationships can be very dodgy and soul destroying, from what I've seen. I guarantee that all her friends will read your email.

One word of advice, is that if you do start conversing via email and then onto the dreaded SMS, then don't reply straightaway - show some control and leave it hours before replying, and for your own piece of mind don't reply to stuff before you goto bed. Leave it until morning.

And whatever you do don't wreck your job over a bird, try to seperate it as much as you can, considering, always keep and eye on your mortage/rent/beer/money/car payments/whatever. - pussy comes second.