Big of you to speak on behalf of people who have never heard of you, or know that you are speaking on their behalf - I checked with my bro-in-law (proper scientist, B.Sc, Ph.D, Associate Professor before he moved into research in industry), and he said you don't speak for him.
It appears you may be a little delusional on that matter - did you hear voices telling you to go forth and speak on scientists behalf, or were you expected to speak in code, being a programmer?