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Originally Posted by Rob M
Whatever you do, if one of the Bride's Maids asks you if the dress is making her bum look big don't say "No love, it's the cake and sweets that's doing that".

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I nearly put that in mine! I decided to leave it out on the day though cos my best man was her boyfriend
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I was up until 1am on the morning of the wedding writing my speech! The best man was winging it (it did work fairly well). Try and put a subtle joke in the speech, nothing hilarous though. Just general thank yous and how good the bride looks etc and how much you'll love her doing the ironing and dishes (no - i meant how much you love her - doh!)