Re: Russia announces rearmament plan
This story made me think of The Simpsons...
The Simpsons - "Simpson Tide"
Homer sparks an international incident after joining the US Navy & somehow ending up captaining a nuclear sub.
Russian UN official - "The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel."
American UN official - "The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?!"
Russian UN official - "That's what we wanted you to think!" (laughter)
Soviet tanks then burst out of carnival floats across Russia, a new Berlin Wall rises up out of the ground, and the zombified corpse of Lenin smashes his way out of his glass coffin with muffled cries of "Must...crush...capitalism...grrr".
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