Driving without license or insurance @ 17, though that's a really long story that i dont want to get into, i was facin jail time then though, but got found not guilty, When i crashed it was into 5 other park vehicles, one being a brand new bmw, a fairly new van which got crushed into mini size and one cop car, i have great luck!
Once stole the 'N' off 'Nottinghamshire Police Station' While drunk, at the time i found it highly amusing, never did get caught
One night i had drunk so much it got really late, i missed the train so i thought f it and stole a car (ford mondeo) dumped it near home.
Oh and also set fire/spray painted/completely destroyed a few speed cameras over the years.
Other stuff i cant really mention so...