[chuzzlemonkey]

Originally Posted by Chris

Eh? the entire length of your ass, that's how long it is. I said crack, not hole. As it happens, mine was near the top of the crack, near the small of my back, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been ... until the wound got infected.

Infected butt crack..?
That's gotta be the best one yet! lmao! Not entirely sure what i'd do if i woke up one day and my crack was infected?

Do they have like..specialist buttcrack doctors for that???

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Originally Posted by Russ B

So you mean.....instead of eye drops, getting 'brown' eye drops?

This thread has already gone daft.....

hahaha poo in your eye Imagine explaining that to the optician?

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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey

The same thing happens when you get married

Thanks for the heads up! I'm stayin a single bloke then