New buzz Words for 2009 to enhance your street/office cred!
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
The art of waving one's arms around talking bo***cks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL BOSS .
A manager who swoops in to the area, makes a lot of noise, dumps a load of crap on everyone, then leaves.
* SALAD DODGER.
A sensitive phrase used to describe an overweight person.
* SALMON DAY..
The experience of spending an entire day seemingly swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AIRPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of beatiing the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, racey in design and very close to the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' come s from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES...
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nowt in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY DUNK
A bath where the water is so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female
* PICASSO TUSH
A woman whose knickers are far too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks
That's it and si thee
