Mr Bump ..this last week anyway.
I`ve been head/face butted twice this last few days,once by our youngest and once by our friends big wrinkly dog.I`ve had the top landing cupboard opened on me as i walked passed(youngest 2 playing hide n seek) and i`ve also been hit by a reversing mother at our youngest`s school....not even our car she bumped but
me!
Not quite a bump but on top of that i also managed to cook part of my thumb & forefinger on a soldering iron over the weekend
As long as nobody admits to being any of
this lot though
