DIVORCE V MURDER:
A respectable looking lady enters the chemist, walks up to the pharmacist, looks straight into his eyes, and says, 'Excuse me, but I would like to purchase some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replies, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist turns a shade of white as he exclaims, "give you cyanide to kill your husband? - you're having a larf - firstly it's against the law! secondly I'll lose my license and thirdly they'll throw both of us in jail! and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
With that, the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Oh I see - please accept my apologies - I didn't realise that you had a prescription".
Sigh..................................!
Si thee
