[Kymmy]

Probably NOT true, but funny all the same

> Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could
> pull this one off! A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland. Recently
> a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.
> Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
> intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car
> park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
> seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man
> managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few
> minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
> fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the
> horn and then switched on the lights.He moved the vehicle forward a
> few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few
> more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the
> car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police
> officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
> patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
> and carried out a random breathalyser test.To his amazement the
> breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.The
> Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
> Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt
> it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".