HILLBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I'm wantin to get one of them there dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres down by the crick'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, You don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yeah, I got a Suit, I wears it to church on Sundays and speshl cassiuns.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, Do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got no Case, but I got a John Deere, which I use for plowin and stuff.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer Said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere when I aint usin it'
The lawyer Said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we Both get up at 4:30 am evry mornin without fail.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she aint, she's a injun gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a Dayvorce.
Si thee
