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nixon151 · 17-12-2008, 15:52

Jim and edna are mental patients, one day jim jumps in the pool and stays on the bottom, edna dives in and saves him, the director calls edna in to his office and says ive got some good news and some bad news, the good news is were releasing you as you are obviously sane sving another persons life, but unfortunately jim hung himself in the bathroom, no said edna thats where i put him to dry.

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Blonde wife painting the house husband walks in and cant believe she is doing so well, but to his surprise the sweat is dripping off her, her hubby ask why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parker, she said hello read the f***ing tin it says for best results put on 2 coats.

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ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job, ive never done that she sez wot do i have to do? well remember when you were a kid and you would shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it thats wot you do, she nods so he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shakin it, a minute later he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears, she sez whats wrong, TAKE YOUR F***ING THUMB OFF THE END.

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nixon151 Inactive Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Jim and edna are mental patients, one day jim jumps in the pool and stays on the bottom, edna dives in and saves him, the director calls edna in to his office and says ive got some good news and some bad news, the good news is were releasing you as you are obviously sane sving another persons life, but unfortunately jim hung himself in the bathroom, no said edna thats where i put him to dry. ---------- Post added at 14:42 ---------- Previous post was at 14:36 ---------- Blonde wife painting the house husband walks in and cant believe she is doing so well, but to his surprise the sweat is dripping off her, her hubby ask why are you wearing a leather jacket and a parker, she said hello read the f*ing tin it says for best results put on 2 coats. ---------- Post added at 14:52 ---------- Previous post was at 14:42 ---------- ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job, ive never done that she sez wot do i have to do? well remember when you were a kid and you would shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it thats wot you do, she nods so he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shakin it, a minute later he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears, she sez whats wrong, TAKE YOUR F*ING THUMB OFF THE END.