A man breaks into a house to look for weapons and any money he can lay his hands on.
Inside, he finds the young couple in bed. Forcibly, he orders the guy out of bed and then ties him to a chair.
Whilst tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom..
Whilst he is in the bathroom , the husband whispers over to his wife. "Listen Honey, this guy is an escaped convict. just look at his clothes. He's been in prison a long time and probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If, he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you no matter how much he nauseates you - this guy is very dangerous. If he gets angry he will probably kill us both.
Be strong, Honey. I love you! "
His wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he is gay, thinks that your cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him that it was in the bathroom cabinet.
Be strong Honey. I love you too"!!
