Two dwarfs go out on the town, they pull two young ladies and take them back to their house, the first dwarf gets his lady into the bedroom but disaster he cant 'perform' and to make matters worse all he hears through out the night is the other dwarf in the next room saying 'one two three, here I come again urrggh'.
In the morning at breakfast after the ladies have gone, the dwarf say's to his friend, 'it was awful I couldn't perform last night, so embarrassing', his friend replies 'how do you think I feel, I couldn't even get on the bloody bed'
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A friend of mine was visiting Dublin via Cork but didn't know the way so he asked a local 'what's the quickest way from Cork to Dublin' he asked, 'are you going by car or on foot' the local replied 'car' he said, 'Aye that's the quickest way'
