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**Hugh** · 21-09-2008, 15:12

Three Catholic girls were graduating from a Catholic high school. Sister Marie asked each girl what career they wanted to pursue.

Mary said, "I want to help needy children in Africa."
Sister Marie said, "Very good choice."

Anne said, "I want to help the elderly."
Sister Marie replied, "Good job for you."

Sarah said, "I don't have much money, so I have no choice but to become a prostitute."
Sister Marie fainted on the floor.

When she came to, Sarah said, "I am sorry that I must be a prostitute, but I really need the money."

Sister Marie said, "A prostitute! Oh, thank God. I thought you said Protestant!"

21-09-2008, 15:12	#1174
Hugh laeva recumbens anguis Cable Forum Team Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 68 Services: Premiere Collection Posts: 43,621	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Three Catholic girls were graduating from a Catholic high school. Sister Marie asked each girl what career they wanted to pursue. Mary said, "I want to help needy children in Africa." Sister Marie said, "Very good choice." Anne said, "I want to help the elderly." Sister Marie replied, "Good job for you." Sarah said, "I don't have much money, so I have no choice but to become a prostitute." Sister Marie fainted on the floor. When she came to, Sarah said, "I am sorry that I must be a prostitute, but I really need the money." Sister Marie said, "A prostitute! Oh, thank God. I thought you said Protestant!" __________________ Thank you for calling the Abyss. If you have called to scream, please press 1 to be transferred to the Void, or press 2 to begin your stare. If my post is in bold and this colour, it's a Moderator Request.