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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
A father takes his son aside and says, “Boy, today I’m going to tell you about the birds and the bees.”
The little lad protests: “No, dad, don’t tell me. Please. You can tell me anything but, not, please never, tell me about the birds and the bees.”
The confused dad looks at his son worryingly and asks, “But why, boy? What’s the matter?”
“Well, two years ago when I was six you came and told me the tooth fairy wasn’t real, that it was just you or mommy putting the money under my pillow and taking the tooth. Last year you said there’s no Santa Claus, that he’s nothing but a marketing gimmick and that it’s just you and everybody else’s daddy in a suit. And now if you’re going to tell me that men and women don’t really have sex when they’re all grown up, well then I’ve got nothing left to live for.”
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