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Old 07-09-2008, 14:28   #1170
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread

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Originally Posted by Ramrod View Post
MY LIVING WILL
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the lounge and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, if that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
I reckon that joke's trying for a record, 4x in this thread, plus 1 of its own.
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